Like my eyeliner, I'm just winging it.

longcat606-deactivated20190204 asked: What even are you

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hold on i’ll check

downtrodden 

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dyxngflxwxr:

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*snuggles up to you* pat my head

oka-

what did you do to my hand

less talk more pats

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topmecarol-deactivated20200130 asked: gaud i am very high and the world is so small

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cosume it

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A color pallet by @duleypostnoted
From the glisten around their eyes to the dark void of their mouth now YOU too can see all the colors of Gaud.

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khemystery submitted:

Am I desperate enough to actIVELY CAMPAIGN FOR POPE? YES!!

(slams my hands on the table) let me be the pope. let me be the pope. let me be the pope. let me be the pope. let me be th

this hoe is my pope now

kididiot asked: Hey Gaud, if you could create a tv show, what would it be about and who would you cast?

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gigglepuffpixie:

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straightupsapphic:

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sitcom where i run a bed n breakfast for cryptids 

pls can I co-write it, maybe also star as the one character who looks like a person and the running joke is that she must be lying about not being human until literally the season three finale or something where her ~true nature~ is REVEALED

Should it be animated or live action

Claymation

Nothing conveys nightmares like claymation

oh nice

spacebeans-art asked: If ur gonna let people use your visage for dnd can you tell us like... What your philosophies are? How should we go about representing you? I wanna say Chaotic Neutral but it might be Chaotic Evil

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chaotic FUN

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friendhearts submitted:
I hope I successfully captured the ~Gaud Aesthetic~

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every vaguepost on this site targets me personally 

credit: eternalkastaway  

vampir3-mon3y asked: ectoplasm is ghost cum would you like learn the origin of this fact?

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good morning to no one and especially not to this asker

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narratorquestionmark:

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Enough blood curses and hexes, where’s the witchcraft to defeat capitalism

That’s what the blood curses and hexes are for

Carry on

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write-me-words asked: Are you inviting your fellow immortals, cryptids, lovecraftian horrors, and supernatural entities to Thanksgiving this year?

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yes but i’ll probably end up hiding under the table again

someone draw it

strangemercymp3 asked: What even is this blog?

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*shrugs*

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credit: lentil-of-soups  

dat-sass-tho asked: you've built an empire. a religion, if you may.

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cult